Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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