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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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