no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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