Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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