Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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