she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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