oh god the rape fog is back!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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