well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's blow job season.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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