yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
