wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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