I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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