i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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