I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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