they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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