He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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