watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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