Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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