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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She even gives head with a lisp.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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