I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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