Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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