Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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