i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
