is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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