I'm going to jail i love you
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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