In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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