Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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