I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
