She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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