Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize