i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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