I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
