M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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