Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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