Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
