ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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