Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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