I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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