She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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