Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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