And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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