What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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