he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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