I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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