we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize