i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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