At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
tell me about the fingering
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