Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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