I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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