I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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