I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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