i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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