The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
