The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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