Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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